BACK TO SCHOOL.

tomorrow marks yet another day when i'll trudge unwillingly to a newly-reopened school.
i can even predict what happens before school officially starts.

the timetable of a girl who is going cold-turkey from : late nights, late mornings, long hours on the computer, couch-potato-ing, procrastination of homework, hibernation, nua-ing, basically rotting.
in other words, withdrawal from holidays.

• 5.45am : dad shall pull me out of bed.
• 5.52am : i shall crawl to the toilet.
• 6.15am : i will struggle to sleep-eat breakfast.
• 6.25am : i should be out at the door.
• 6.26am : most probably tackling my loose, holey rv socks and trying to force them into my shoes.
• 6.30am : sees bus 106 nearing the busstop while walking from the void deck. attemps a 100metre dash.
• 6.31am : completes a 100metre dash worthy of an olymic gold. pants like a bear while searching for ezlink card, while bus driver looks on disapprovingly.
• 6.47am : reaches clementi station. notices one more minute to incoming train.
• 6.48am : completes an obstacle race, which includes pushing through crowds, getting ezlink card to read at the turnstile and winding up the escalator. why can't people just stand on the left? tsk. makes it just in time as the train pulls into station.
• 6.56am : stumbles out of mrt train. cut lanes to school.
• 7.05am : trudge into classroom. everyone is making loads of noise and copying discussing homework at the same time. cosine75ers are terrific multi-taskers. goes to seat, borrows junkai/sherman/jiamin's maths worksheet and analyse. shibin will shout across to me.
• 7.15am : ziyi switches off the lights and yells to class. class ignores. ziyi slumps at the switches.
• 7.20am : people start moving reluctantly.
• 7.23am : worse comes worse, llm sighted. suddenly traffic improves tremendously.

oh man.
goodbye slacker, hello mugger.

LALAS

when the literature teacher brings you to the comptuter lab and allows you to play the computer, maan, is she great or what.

she lets us watch happy tree friends
on the big screen , no less.
EYE CANDY.
;YUM.

then shows us jib jab crap bout the US election.
and now we're watcing more sadistic flicks on the big screen
and surfing the net.
LITERATURE. this is what's it's all about.

8 more days to april fools((:

hahas

whees.
broke my cold turkey for computer addiction.
life tastes so much better with INTERNET!
ahhas.
at eunice;s house pia-ing for home econs project.

TGL says i'm good-natured!!

pearlyn, i only said that us left-handers DIE EARLIER than right handers.
not anything bout "SUPPOSEDLY more creative and smarter, using our brain more often".
but even so, yeah.. i think it's PROVEN TRUE ((:

haaahas. self-comforting words to a person who's short-lived.

SEC ONNE ORIENTAATION
i'm dead beat.
it's kinda fun though, i hafta admit.

i'm moody and messy and restless and senseless

SHEESH

i'm in an especially-special bookwormish mood today.
must be the visit to je library. READ TWO BOOKS IN A DAY!
haaas. how exciting. how saadd.

quote and edited from DIARY OF A (UN)TEENAGER
"...i won't have anything to do with designer clothes, or guys, or body piercing(except the ears), or any of it...no, i shall let it all pass me by.Do you know what i'm going to be?A (UN)TEENAGER"

go figure. an (UN)TEENAGER.
WOWS. |:

and ohyahs. check this extract from the newspapers:
"...one speaker who sprinkled his comments generously with 'YOU KNOW?'s, until one irritated audience member yelled:'No i don't. Please fill me in.' "

it gave me an idea to shut dear-oh-TGL up. with her
'get what i mean' s and
'do you understand' s and
'do you know what i'm talkiing bout' s,
i'm gonna answer "YOU'RE SO VAGUE", "HUHS", and
"HULLOS~calling from earth? i thought we're talking bout this?"
oh boy.
if only there was someone who will dare me to do that during PDP.
and another to egg me on.
i'll gladly be on the permernant list of TGL's LIST OF AP_STUDENTS.

besides, APRIL FOOLS DAY IS COMING! *winks*.
SHEESH.

guess i'm back to normal again.

AHHHHS

my dad finally bought a digi-cam.

and the first thing he did with it when he came home was to take a picture of himself with his purchase, uploaded it into the computer and set it as the wallpaper.
so when i unknowingly and innocently switched on the computer and there it was, my dad's oily, unshaven face and his beady eyes staring curiously BACK at me.

yeah, i freaked.
i yelled and screamed and covered my eyes in mercy.
all the while my dad's pudgy face stared at me motionless and emotionless holding that stupid half-grin about half a metre away while the real HIMwas in the bedroom sleeping.

it's almost scary. waay tooo freeaakky.

good charlotte craze|:

HEEHS

EVERYBODY'S CHANGING AND I DON'T FEEL THE SAME.

seems like people have drifted apart.
made new connections.
lost each other.
sudden change in personalities.
moving on.
clinging to the past.
attitude problems.
obessions with things.

it's not the same anymore. it can never be the same again.

*

Shuen look so unlike him in his ncc costume. ahhaass.
looks like lil'lil' boy has grown upp.((x

ODYSSEY OF THE MIND : don't talk bout it.

xu lao shi is leaving. mr koh is leaving.
jingqin still dares to ask xu lao shi for more chocolate.
how outrageous.
PEE freaaaked him out. LOLS.

LIT ASSIGNMENT
ratio of guys to girls in my group= 2:1
shuen birdflu roy yisheng. SHO SCREAAAMS.
pee and me going to birdflu's house.
how fun will it be.

SIMPLE PLAN CONCERT!!!
so tempting. yitong also wants to go.
but it's on a school night, and it costs $50.
haais. better stick to mtv.

marchie holidaays ((:

MAKE ME TRY

i used to be sadistic.
but ever since pearlyn sat beside me and birdflu and shuen sat in front of us,
i've been sadistically sadistic.
but i'm having fun.
i'm laughing so much that i reckon my lifespan would be lengthened.

figured out i've wasted my primary school years being a goody-goody, and in the future i doubt i'll ever be able to go all crazy and wild. i shall thus enjoy every minute of my four years in secondary school:

BEING A FOOL. who cares

i shall not be deterred by teachers, exams, tests, and whatsoever disapproving eyes. not that rebellious too larhs. i shall limit and control myself ((:

GOSH, nasty evil twin of Jolene taking charge |:

lil' lil' one. PFFT.

LOL.

always wondered why i can NEVER, EVER achieve a balance.
failedhistory.
acedenglish.
so much for yin and yang
so much for half and half
so much for average

ALAS. WADERHELL.

swimming today.
proudly presents the SLAKERS4.
roy, mel, birdflu and me ((:
we were 2 laps behind everyone and everytime we reached the end of the pool we'll splashed about.
AHAAS.
i got tanner!

going taiwan(:

HA.

i'm not being paranoid, but as soon as yesterday was registered as FANTASTIC, the world came crashing to the pits today.

2 REASONS WHY THIS DAY IS JUST A WHOLE LOT OF CRAP

1.TAN GEOK LIAN LOVES TO BITCH
oh get real already. she isn't any teenager anymore.
as our dear old darling oh-you-are-so-not-funny-as-you-think-you-are FORM TCHER, you are so not fit to be ours. GOSSIP, BACKSTAB and WASHING THE DIRTY LINEN in public bout our class SCs. gosh, how hyprocrital. how bitchy. this proves how well you actually know us. too bad the walls in the blardy kitchen has ears.
get what i mean?

2.LCY SIMPLY LOVES TO TAKE CONTROL
the plot's simple actually. so animal farm type.
snowball=mr lum
napoleon=LCY
squealer=seetoh
dogs=teachers
boxer=laysze
what's the point of transferring here and there? SYF around the corner and all they do last minute is to decide that liuqin ain't good enough.wadefark.so now everyone's unhappy. only LCY is satisfied. what's the point of making good music if your heart and soul ain't in? so i'm not surprised if we get only bronze. and i'm not surprised either if suddenly he drops dead.

REASONS WHY I SHALL LIVE ON
1. i haven't got back my history and english papers.
lemmie kill myself after that.
2. march holidays are coming.
3. i wonder if hell have computers.
4. i want to go taiwan during the june holidays.
5. harry potter book six is coming out((:

i don't discriminate. i hate everyone

geesh

THE BATTLE OF THE WATER (:
what do you expect when a bunch of deranged students get left in a classroom when the teacher is out and assigned work to do?

all hell broke loose of course.

suddenly pearl, weishuen, birdflu and i went around the classoom, wrestling for nike water bottles and started spraying water at each other.

like what we did during chalet.
like a bunch of idiots.
like a couple of lunatics laughing convulsively at each others water-blasted faces.
like assholes not caring about the rest of the bemused classmates in the room
like inconsiderate dweebs ignoring the glares from irritated people.

heck.

i got drenched and a tummy-ache from laughing overboard.
LONG TIME SINCE I HAD FUN IN SCHOOL. (((:

i just wanna live

lol

HALF day today ((:
credit the previous sec four batch for making dear old miss ek pleased. goodies. so went out with em and nis.

too much time, too little stuff.

how ironic

OBITURARY
i'm still saddened by the late and desceased bird.
IT who unknowingly slammed and whammed itself head-first on the glass window pane.
IT who, at point of accident so waked us up from the dreamy atmosphere in the classroom of mr clifton soh with its gun-like sound BANG.
IT who left this dust imprint on the window after impact.
IT who fell four storeys down and landed at the drain at the foot of the building, dead.

MAY YOU REST IN PEACE.

2B has performed a funeral ritual for you, and held one minute of silence in your memory.
and it was SHAUN from 2G who took your feathers away.
the one with a U.

LOL

whatever.

ehs

hahas.
am i nuts or am i nuts.
common test are over and for maths i didn't even read the instructions
use pi. i used 22/7.
dammit.

i must have looked like a psycho swinging a dead di-sected COCKROACH in a green tea bottle all around school.
but sacifice was worth it.
gotta lot of screams and shrieks. FEAR FACTOR=8/10?

muahahas/ evil jolene on the loose now.

jing qin ain't that good looking.
not any bit honoured to have him as a jr.
yet fungmin and loads of other girls go ga-ga over him.
xiao shuai ge. HA.

lalalas.LETHAL.

muahaha

PICTURE THIS.
after physics lesson is recess.mr clifton soh is still in the classroom and you don't know it. you ask qimin for a mentos. then mr soh asks you if you know that eating is not allowed in the classroom. Give an idiotic expression and he reaches out his hand and asks you for a mentos, you give one to him and see him pop it into his mouth. All the while in the classroom.

HOW IRONICAL

weishuen loaned me THE EMINEM SHOW.
burned version.
but uncensored. CLEAR version.

long live operation apple pie

haha

SCIENCE glad it's over

thanks Natalie for burning JoJo's CD for me(:

history tomorrow. DAMNIT }:
utility, reliability, credibitly... i've got no-ablility.
GONE CASE LARHs.good-bye civilisation

Chinese Orchestra tomorrow. HELL-YEAH. ((:
operation apple pie into action.lols.
with sec1s05 life suddenly became pretty enjoyable.

where's my luler and my caesears

JUMP

ahhas.
finally got my fave song online.
JUMP.
puts me on automatic high.
relax, i don't have sucidal thoughts. oh nono.
i didn't even realise that my nicks suggested them.
so chill, dude.

JingQin is one lame junior.
had a nudging war with him online. I WON!
then exchanged insults with him via smses.
pearlyn, he DOES reply

operation apple pie

rvco.

i'm absolutely CRAAZY over the juniors.
suddenly zrlq became a hot spot.
everyone was dying to see JING QIN.
the one and only good-looking, tall and not bald sec 1.
and i have the honour of teaching him.(:

AHAHAHs

life has suddenly became very enjoyable. lols

fall off the edge

(:

i changed my braces color. it's now PURPLE.
but i have no idea why others claim it's PINK.

GASPS : i'm colorblind or maybe it's you.

lols. jiarong is now an SC.
congrats and lols again.

my world is falling apart.

malaysia

CNY-malaysia trip 09-12 feb
sorree peeps! couldn't find the time to blog. Anyways, here are the top 5 HIGHLIGHTS (:

1. PIG-HEADED MOSQUITOS: I DECLARE WAR.
no offences pearlyn, but those mosquitos in MALAYSIA are Stubborn. and they are vicious and everywhere. i thought chemical warfare would kill these little flying things, and i got insect repellent patch, insect repellent spray and intesticide packed. but they still got me before i got them. Hurrs. now i've got all these bites all over my limbs and i'm scratching and itching like crazy.(FYI: female mosquitos are the ones who suck blood. males stick to plant sap. Either way, they SUCK)

2. NEVER TRY COLD TURKEY/REHABILATION
four whole days leaving my dear handphone behind, along with the hi-fi system, cds and the computer. and in the kampung area in Malaysia, the cybercafes are EXTINCT. so pratically, all cononections with the cyber world was cut off and i suffered from fits and spams. besides, i have weak will-power.

3. GET RICH QUICK
cos my cousin's wedding was on friday, i met alot of relatives that i don't even know i have. just smile and the auntie who claimed her blood flows in mine hands a red packet to you. but as you get all wide-eyed and trembling with joy as you tear the angpows one by one you suddenly realise that all that amount of cash is DIVIDED BY HALF once you get back to singapore.SHUCKS.

4. KA-BOOMS
suddenly filthy rich also equals to sudden spurge of cash.
and what else but to waste it on a pile of explosives aka pao-zhangs and blow them up and see them shoot up in the air, explode,shoot flames, whatever. my cousins and i went lighting them all at mid-night, after the neighbourhood's nightly fireworks display ceased, and laughed sadistically.

5. LONG-KAIS
loosely translated: going out for a drive on vehicle for fun.
when all our explosives were either confiscated by disapproving adults or used up, we get so bored at night the whole group of us 8 underaged cousins would beg our smallest uncle or another cousin licensed to drive and all will hop onto a car and go for a spin at night outside kampung for late-night supper and all. at the countryside where police don't care, kids my age are already riding motorcycles but my mom wouldn't let me try. :(

okaies. it's a pretty long post so i'll stop here. continue some other time. TA.

secret valentine is roy. AHH

urhg

today went back to school. KEMING that's it.
it's pretty large now.
but i still miss the old campus(:
one thing i realise is that so little peepurs went back.
even so...
everyone changed so much.
tammy is so tall now.
yihui's voice is so freakish.
nothing much is the same anymore.

went for lunch at westmall.
just jiarong, paopao, haoguang, tammy and me.
it's so un-nerving quiet when we ate.
a matter of i-stare-at-you-you-stare-back plus some feeble giggles and snorts here and there.
then tammy was like
"ugrh can we stop this"
and "i can't stand this anymore"
-awarkard silence-
paopao started craking jokes.
i got sauce down my uniform.
ahhahs.

setting off for malaysia!!!

hohos

dear old mr PMS-Y chng
i'm never gonna respect you. EVER.
cos we are animals under yours old farmersty's training.
those words came out of your stinky pie-hole.
and animals can't THINK.
*
pearlyn's getting all mushy
got clarissa's pressie.
NOTE: to bring sufficient tissue paper DAILY

have you ever

.~

the project meeting went well.
Junjie wore this hawalian t-shirt.
yellow and screams WOW.
muahahas.so bad of meee

i'm down with runny nose and a sore-throat.
groans

and to TIM, my deepest apologies. my bad.

tomorrow comes, tuition and project meetings~

blars.grrs.larrrs.

tgif.

TGIFs.
get to sleep in tomorrow.
got a pj meeting tmr. sighs.

seetoh's favourite colour ish...
HOT PINK.
so laugh.

yayys.4 more days to CNY eve.
i'm gonna get that issue of TEENS from jr.

sec ones are an adorable bunch

craazy.

VALENTINES DAY
won't celebrate alone.
playing *secret valentines* with classmates.
lols.
gotta buy a gift, gotta get one.
twoB continued

is everyone going craazy

lummpie doopie doos

haaas.
chun lian is so FARNIE.
did loads of calligraphy graffiti.
"chicken pray year" : direct translation in chinese of what i started then birdflu carried on.
lols.((:
i am soooo vulgar

for home econs today made rock buns.
some sort of rock. mixed with raisins.

co performing for CNYs. OUTDOORS
the seniors so crazy.

you make me wanna lala